don’t be fuckin rude
This hurts my soul
That last kid in green speaks the damn truth
I feel so old right now
look at all these little brats (besides the last kid he’s smart)- GAMEBOY WAS THE SHIT.
"A piece of junk" wow I wanna slap that little boy or girl, whatever it is in the face
Is this an mp3?
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
THEY WERE COMPLIMENTING HIM AND HE ALMOST STARTED CRYING MY HEART JUST SHATTERED
DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LINK FOR THIS
HOLUY HELL BLESS YOU I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS LINK FOR TWO WEEKS
If you follow me, I 145890% want to be best friends.