sextrawrdinary:

ronaldalan:

saiyan-of-royal-blood:

heathaaamurhieee:

montypla:

valkyria422:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

That last kid in green speaks the damn truth

I feel so old right now

look at all these little brats (besides the last kid he’s smart)- GAMEBOY WAS THE SHIT.

"A piece of junk" wow I wanna slap that little boy or girl, whatever it is in the face

Is this an mp3?

Dumdums

(Source: huffingtonpost, via you-crinkled-pancake)

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simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.


That last story is worth reblogging

simplypurkey:

jazzumon:

destielkills:

auntiesnixshipper:

awkwardteenagenerves:

discard-and-discover:

evolve-within:

disregardwomen:

When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.

Jesus I envy that relationship. 

this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”. 

My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.

i love all of your moms

When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.

That last story is worth reblogging

(via candycashtonn)

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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon washing dishes and accidentally letting a plate fall on the floor.

(via candycashtonn)

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unheroically:

Obsessed with the front bottoms tbh

One of my favs because of Kat or neondivinity
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unitedlashton:

everythingg-youu-need:

cliffhourd:

narrysmidnightmemories69:

THEY WERE COMPLIMENTING HIM AND HE ALMOST STARTED CRYING MY HEART JUST SHATTERED

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LINK FOR THIS

+

HOLUY HELL BLESS YOU I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS LINK FOR TWO WEEKS

unitedlashton:

everythingg-youu-need:

cliffhourd:

narrysmidnightmemories69:

THEY WERE COMPLIMENTING HIM AND HE ALMOST STARTED CRYING MY HEART JUST SHATTERED

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE LINK FOR THIS

+

HOLUY HELL BLESS YOU I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS LINK FOR TWO WEEKS

(Source: famdoms-and-bandoms, via mikesclifford)

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If you follow me, I 145890% want to be best friends.

Posted
11 hours ago

candycashtonn:

alexablue17:

candycashtonn:

// I bought new sunglasses today //

YOU ATE SO HOT LIKE HOW. SOMEONE TEACH ME TO BE PRETTY

JUST BE YOURSELF BC YOU ARE FLAWLESS ALREADY

I JUST NOW NOTICED THIS. FUDGE. YOU ARE SO PRETTY AND NICE. CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS.

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